Colleague, in distress: Oh my gosh! It squirted me! I cannot believe there is egg all over my face!
Orlando, Florida
Colleague, in distress: Oh my gosh! It squirted me! I cannot believe there is egg all over my face!
Orlando, Florida
Office girl #1: You smell nice. What are you wearing?
Office girl #2: Deodorant.
Washington, DC
Cubicle rat to another: I'm going to put a five-hour energy in a Red Bull like a Jägerbomb, pour the whole thing over that leftover birthday cake. (pause) And if I don't explode by 5:30, you win.
Georgia
Sales lady to guy holding door open for her: I was going to, but then I felt something dribble on me and asked “why am I wet?”
Sydney
Australia
Coworker: Sue* and Becca* complained they were cold in the office.
Boss: Well, that doesn't make sense. They aren't even skinny.
Greenwood Village, Colorado
Suit #1: We need a visualization of the vision so we can see the motion and apply it to the organization.
Suit #2: Right!
World Financial Center
New York, New York
Overheard by: misspygmy
Cube dweller to office: I used to enjoy getting dirty… Once upon a time…
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: confused but amused
Worker getting up from corner of a desk: Oh my god, I think I sat on a nerve… My penis is numb! You know the technique “the stranger” where you sit on your hand?
Coworker: Yeah.
Numb worker: This is the opposite of that, it's like I have someone else's penis in my pants right now.
168th Street
Omaha, Nebraska
Female cubicle-dweller: Good news! Remember that smell I kept smelling but couldn’t find? That garbage smell? It was me!
1009 Lenox Drive
Lawrenceville, New Jersey
Boss (walks in and says, deadpan): My wife had a stripper over this weekend and now my entire house smells like coconut oil.
Victoria Parade
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Feeling inqdequate about MY weekend…
