Reporter: Do you guys know anything about Beauty and the Beast?
Ad guy: The movie or the people?
Oak Brook, Illinois
Reporter: Do you guys know anything about Beauty and the Beast?
Ad guy: The movie or the people?
Oak Brook, Illinois
Legal drone #1: Where's the nearest scanner?
Legal drone #2: In my pants.
Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Bitter Paralegal
Older female coworker: So, did you and that guy you had a date with makeout?
Younger female coworker: Um…did we make out?
Older coworker: Yeah. I mean, did you hit it off? What happened with him?
Younger coworker's friend: She doesn't want to talk about it.
Older female coworker: Did he rape you?
Melbourne, Florida
Newswriter to whole room: I've always wondered something. When they say the space shuttle is returning to earth on Saturday, is it also Saturday in space? Or do you think it's a different day up there?
Gainesville, Georgia
Overheard by: not sure what i'm doing here
Coworker #1: Did you hurt your foot?
Coworker #2: Why?
Coworker #1: Well, I thought you were limping the other day.
Coworker #2: Are you writing an unauthorized biography of me!?
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Fluffy
CFO: So, who should we screw today?
Novi, Michigan
Plump coworker: Hey, what kind did you get?
Slender blonde coworker: I got some sort of nougat. What did you get?
Plump coworker: I got a fudgy!
Slender blonde coworker: What?
Overland Park, Kansas
Overheard by: huh?
Female designer #1: Did she have natural birth or were they cut out?
Female designer #2: They say that after you have the first, the rest just slide out.
Soho
New York City, New York
Pregnant employee at coworker's baby shower: Oh, an anti-roll pillow! Thank you!
Male employee: What's it for?
Pregnant employee: To keep the baby from rolling onto his stomach and possibly suffocating in the crib.
Chatty woman: My two babies died from sleeping on their stomachs.
(stunned silence)
Chatty woman: Just kidding! (laughs)
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: office monkey extraordinaire
