Managing director handing envelope to secretary: Do you have a wet thing?
17 State Street
New York, New York
Managing director handing envelope to secretary: Do you have a wet thing?
17 State Street
New York, New York
Heavy set secretary on hot day: Why don't you take your pants off?
(rest of office stares at returning estimator)
Fit estimator: Uhhh..are you suggesting I wear shorts?
Sunland, California
Female coworker to male coworker: Do these pants make me look like I have a penis?
Lisbon Street
Lewiston, Maine
Accountant: Who do you have to sleep with around here to get fired?
401 Church Street
Nashville, Tennessee
A/R girl: Your crotch is all done.
Billing: Okay, thanks. Now I can walk around and not worry about indecency.
A/R girl: Yeah. So if it comes apart again just bring it back in and I’ll stitch your crotch back together.
Bedford Heights, Ohio
Overheard by: medieval much?
Male employee: I had an uncomfortable experience with someone putting something in my butt.
Louisville, Kentucky
Coworker #1: Do you want to meet in your cube, or should we get a room or something?
Coworker #2: I’m not sure I like how you phrased that…
290 Concord Road
Billerica, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Heard everything
Receptionist #1: You know, I need a big, magic tool. One that doesn’t take batteries.
Receptionist #2: Hahaha!
Receptionist #1: For my pool! To clean my pool… Get your mind out of the gutter…
Receptionist #2: [Still snickering.]
State Street
Augusta, Maine
Overheard by: broken girl
Drone #1: Are you sticking around for the 4PM meeting?
Drone #2: No, the batteries are dead in my wife’s stimulator and I have to do my husbandly duty…
Drone #1: Excuse me?
815 Allgood Road NE
Marietta, Georgia
Supervisor to art director, while playing with digital camera: I am also deleting these photos, well–they should have been deleted a long time ago–but those ones of me on my knees.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
