Employee #1: Is anyone here a feminist?
Employee #2: What’s that?
Employee #1: So, that would be a no…
1301 Central Avenue
Evanston, Illinois
Employee #1: Is anyone here a feminist?
Employee #2: What’s that?
Employee #1: So, that would be a no…
1301 Central Avenue
Evanston, Illinois
Office dude: Some of the guys here are so blatant when they stare at and talk about cute girls that work here. I think it’s demeaning.
Office chick: Yeah, but I would rather be sexually harassed for being attractive than have guys call me ‘ugly.’ Wow… I just set the feminist movement back, like, 50 years.
Seattle, Washington
Ladder-climber to boss: If you don't have a good enough argument for why I'm wrong, then I'm right.
Ohio
Boss: We’ll have to develop this from Ground Zero principles.
5 Thomas Holt Drive
Sydney
Australia
Computer programmer guy #1: I don't even play video games.
Computer programmer guy #2: That's because you didn't want to wrap it up.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Heather
Coworker #1: You don’t believe in the five-second rule?
Coworker #2, who dropped a chip and threw it away: I do, just not when people are watching…
Richardson, Texas
Office manager: We kinda have a policy we sorta have to follow.
5757 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Director: I feel like she’s staring into my soul.
Producer: It’s a good feeling, isn’t it?
35 West 4th Street
New York, NY
Overheard by: jen d.
Vice President: All that matters is I’m rich with a big dick.
64 Bluxome Street
San Francisco, California
Coworker #1: You know how there are teachable moments?
Coworker #2: Yeah.
Coworker #1: Well, there should also be punchable moments.
Austin, Texas
