Annoying coworker to office gossip: I don't know what rubber nuts have to do with Pennsylvania, anyway.
Columbia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Damn Ya-Ya's
Annoying coworker to office gossip: I don't know what rubber nuts have to do with Pennsylvania, anyway.
Columbia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Damn Ya-Ya's
CSR: Here’s the agenda. You’ll notice my name is missing from the list because I plan on going home at 4PM.
Admin: I notice [Dawn] isn’t on the list either.
CSR: That’s because I figure wherever I put her on the list, she’ll end up under the guy’s table anyway.
3601 South Broad Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Coordinator
Boss: Put away those pom-poms, young lady — this is a place of business!
North Cedar Street
Lititz, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Michelle
Male worker to supervisor complaining about noise: Oh, I'm sorry. Are we interrupting the interesting conversation about your cancer dog?
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Office worker #1: Marta's got a heart-on!
Office worker #2: What?
Office worker #1: A heart. She's wearing a heart necklace! She has a heart necklace on today.
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: E.
Loud educator to others: Why does everything I touch get hard?
Doylestown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: G-wiz
Coworker: I sound like such a dumbass, but I swear I’m not!
1400 Penn Avenue
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Pod dweller #1: You ever had Indian food?
Pod dweller #2: Indian food? What's that?
Pod dweller #1: You know. Curry and stuff like that.
Pod dweller #2: Curry? That stuff that cows eat?
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: matty b
Receptionist, after leaving bathroom: I didn't fart or shit, but my piss smells like a mariachi band.
Exton, Pennsylvania
Coworker: I am so not type A. No ambition! Woo hoo!
3811 O’Hara Street
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
