A Couple Of Fingers, but That's It

Coworker, during department-wide meeting: I didn't get that e-mail.
Clueless admin: Did you check your junk? Always check your junk. I never put anything in my junk.

Wilmington, North Carolina

Overheard by: L

Posted on September 11, 2009
Admins, Advice, Coworkers, Internet, Meetings, North Carolina, Weirdness

And Now You Won't Let Me Stick Anything In You at All

Temp, yelling to fax machine: If you would have sucked it right, there wouldn't be a problem!

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Posted on June 26, 2009
Interns & Temps, North Carolina, Sexuality, Technology, Weirdness

Can't Be Gouda for Your Career

Cubicle drone: Oh my gosh, I have cheese everywhere!

Raleigh, North Carolina

Posted on June 26, 2009
Employees, Meals and Snacks, North Carolina, Weirdness

It's So Sweet That You Believed Them

Young stylist: Well, most men don't understand there are different types of orgasms. Some can't get them from anything but oral.
Boss: Yeah, I have been that first guy for many girls.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on June 25, 2009
Bosses, Employees, North Carolina, Sensory Experiences, Sexuality

…Just Charge the Penis Enlarger to My Corporate Account

Loud HR director on “confidential” call: At the risk of sounding unethical…

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on June 3, 2009
Bosses, Human Resources, North Carolina, On the phone, Weirdness

Teamwork and All That

Office girl: My computer just crashed.
Coworker: You can use mine.
Office girl: Thanks.
Coworker: No, you better not touch it. You might break it. (laughs, then pauses) On the other hand, I'd like you to touch it. Touch it as much as you want.

High Point, North Carolina

Posted on April 8, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, North Carolina, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Technology

…Give or Take About Six Weeks.

Business user: So you're telling me that it will take six weeks to roll out this new bit of code to the stores?
Project manager: Yes.
Business user: This is ridiculous. Why can't we just have a set of rules that tells the systems what we want to do instead of inserting all this coding crap?
Project manager: Well, yes, we could do that.
Business user: Perfect! How long will it take to do that?
Project manager: About six weeks.

Wilkesboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: Firebabe

Posted on March 20, 2009
Bosses, Customers, North Carolina, Questions, Technology, Time Management

Time Flies When You're Slow, Huh?

Cube girl #1: I am so excited! The Olympics start tonight and I love them!
Cube girl #2: Yeah they're pretty cool.
Cube girl #1: Cool?! I watch them every year!

Salem, North Carolina

Overheard by: Jessica B.