Bailiff: Okay, I think we need a Jewish interpreter over here! What did you say? Hay broo? Okay, whatever.
141 Livingston Street
Brooklyn, New York
Bailiff: Okay, I think we need a Jewish interpreter over here! What did you say? Hay broo? Okay, whatever.
141 Livingston Street
Brooklyn, New York
Boss: So why did they start having this weekly meeting anyway?
Co-worker: It started out with all of us sitting around eating pizza, talking casually; you know, just shooting the fan.
525 East 68th Street
New york, NY
Co-worker: The first time I had a Krispy Kreme doughnut, it honestly changed my life.
1125 Amsterdam Avenue
New York, NY
CSR on phone: [Comtech], accounts receiveable, this is [Brett]…Yes, this is [Comtech]…This is the accounts receivable department, yes…My name is [Brett]…[Brett]!
420 5th Avenue
New York, NY
Coworker #1: I’m like a shark. Rawr. Rawr.
Coworker #2: Sharks don’t growl.
15 East 16th Street
New York, New York
Financial analyst: Guys will say, ‘Oh, Asian women are so exotic,’ like we’re a commodity. I’m not a rug!
Wall Street
New York, New York
Office girl #1: Oh, I love Jane magazine.
Office girl #2: What’s that?
Office girl #1: It’s a chick magazine, but not so girly. That’s why I like it.
Office girl #3: That’s why I hate it — it has, like, articles.
45 West 45th Street
New York, New York
Overheard by: RaRa
Rep: The King of Nepal has declared martial law and has cut off all
communication, so I cannot check the status of that rug order…
41 East 57th Street
New York, NY
Middle-aged suit #1: Rob always wears the same suit every day, no matter what.
Middle-aged suit #2: Skank.
Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Has lower standards
Suit: It was 6 hours of nonstop powerdrinking. My wife was at a Christmas party and asked me to pick her up, and I said, “Even I would not get behind the wheel now!”
350 Madison Ave.
New York, NY
