Boss: What time did this get here this morning?
Employee: Jesus!
Boss: Uh… What time is the exterminator going to be here tonight, and are you staying?
Employee: Jesus!
Boss: Why are you answering all my questions with “Jesus”?
Employee: A woman on the train this morning was holding a sign that said “Jesus is the only answer.” I thought I'd try to prove that. From your response, I'm assuming that isn't true.
Manhattan, New York
Coworker #1: So, if I bought a bottle of vodka…
Coworker #2: It's 9:25 am.
Manhattan, New York
Co-worker on phone: That’s what happens when there are too many chefs and not enough cooks!
465 Main Street
Buffalo, New York
Coworker #1: Will you come over and put a cold compress on my head?
Coworker #2: Sure, what do you want me to wear?
355 Park Avenue
New York, New York
Overheard by: BiPolar
Coworker, in graphic design lab: Now I have balls in my ass, too!
Utica, New York
Overheard by: dont wanna know
Store clerk to weird customer: Sir, we don't carry that, that only exists on television.
Long Island
Senior-looking employee to another: So there's the men's room. Do you want coffee or tea?
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: carmine
Coworker: I cannot wait to eat these cake balls.
3rd & Fairfax
New York City, New York
Tenant: You know, it has been so nice outside, I wish we had windows that would open.
Building manager: Yeah, me too, but if we did, everyone would be jumping out of them to kill themselves.
270 Park Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: JB
Intern to friend: My dancing-on-the-bar muscles hurt!
Elevator
New York
