Paralegal: What if the documents aren't there?
Lawyer: I'm going to get black-out drunk.
Manhattan, New York
Paralegal: What if the documents aren't there?
Lawyer: I'm going to get black-out drunk.
Manhattan, New York
Dental hygienist to patient in nearby room: You should stop taking your dog's medicine. The dog might need it someday.
Manhattan, New York
Geek chick #1: Hey, you want to go to a Courvoisier tasting?
Geek chick #2: Sure, right now?
Geek chick #1: Right now and right here! (produces a bottle)
Geek chick #2: Oh. What is it, some kind of fancy liqueur?
Geek chick #1: I don't know! Busta Rhymes sang about it.
Geek chick #3: It smells like a hangover.
Geek chick #1: It smells like a horrible career! It smells like MTV in the 90s!
Geek chick #2: It's slightly numbing.
Geek chick #1: It's not as bad as I thought it would be.
Geek chick #3: Bottoms up! Whoooo!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Coworker #1: Does anyone want anything for lunch?
Coworker #2: Family-size KFC, and I'm not sharing any of it.
Manhattan, New York
Assistant: So how is your daughter?
Boss's wife: She's fine. She made honor roll. She's getting fat…
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Office Drone #3784
Engineer: It's a mini keyboard. I have a computer hooked up to my tv so I can browse the internet and watch p… movies.
Manager, laughing: I heard the “p.”
Salesgirl: Wait, so you lay in bed and play with it?
Manager: Actually, yes, that's exactly what he was saying.
Sales girl: Oh, can I touch it?
Engineer: Only me and the FedEx driver have touched it.
New York, New York
Male coworker #1: Do you and your wife kiss?
Male coworker #2: God, no! Of course not!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Thorn
Administrator, on phone: What? The internet's going to go down? Why don't you just suck all the oxygen out of the building?
Manhattan, New York
Coworker #1: I went to his booth last weekend and fondled it.
Coworker #2: What?
Coworker #1: No, because I have the jugs.
Coworker #3: Umm…
Syracuse University
Syracuse, New York
