Co-worker #1: Is garlic a normal constituent of Mexican food?
Co-worker #2: It’s not unnormal.
1000 East 50th Street
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: SLP
Co-worker #1: Is garlic a normal constituent of Mexican food?
Co-worker #2: It’s not unnormal.
1000 East 50th Street
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: SLP
Old hacker: You look like Che Guevara… You don’t know who that is, do you?
Young artsie #1, sheepishly: No…
Young artsie #2: Did you see Motorcycle Diaries?
Young artsie #1, excitedly: Yes! [Sadly] But I don’t remember it.
Young artsie #2: That’s him.
6th and Washington
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Hack Prime
Sales rep on phone: I haven't done either, but I think that skiing would be easier.
Assistant: I don't know, I think I'd have a hard time keeping my legs together.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: PJ
Woman coming in from outside: It’s really human out there.
Man: Yeah — it’s not the heat, it’s the humanity that will get you every time.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: Evan
Coworker #1, after mayoral election: So, did you vote yesterday?
Coworker #2: For what, American Idol?
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Voter
Admin: One of our districts is having trouble modifying a document from our website.
Graphic Designer: It can’t be modified. It’s a PDF.
Admin: Right. So I was wondering if you would turn off the PDF so they can make their changes.
Graphic Designer: …Um, no.
2100 I-70 Drive SW
Columbia, Missouri
Cashier: There'll be somebody out there to help you, but there probably won't be.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Capt Grayson
Dev #1: Why would we ever deny the faculty access to Moodle?
Dev #2: We might have always cut the ends off a ham because our mom taught us to.
Dev #1: …
1600 Clarkson Road
Chesterfield, Missouri
IT girl on phone: … So when she sent that e-mail saying ‘ASAP,’ I waited ’til five PM, just to be hateful.
4801 Main Street
Kansas City, Missouri
