…So He Can Freelance

Office girl to cube mates: I didn't talk to my fiance at all last night, he was harvesting organs. Apparently they just go in and start yanking like five minutes after somebody dies. Okay, well, now I'm going to go buy him a gun.

St Louis, Missouri

Posted on May 25, 2020
Body Parts, Coworkers, Crimes, Death, Missouri, Relationships, Weirdness

Baby, We Don’t Need to Go Outside

Female employee to female supervisor: Do you want to go outside and get hot with me?

1200 Southwest Boulevard
Jefferson City, Missouri

Posted on May 21, 2020
Dumb Employees, Missouri, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions

That’s Your Answer for Everything

Coworker #1: Are you bringing something tomorrow?
Coworker #2: Yeah, but I’m not sure what. Everyone is so hard to please.
Coworker #1: I know. I want to make that pasta dish I told you about, but it has a lot of vegetables. I have to find out who likes what, and what they don’t like. It’d be easier to kill everyone instead.

12300 Olive Boulevard
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on April 25, 2020
Coworkers, Crazies, Meals and Snacks, Missouri, Violence

…for the Love Of Christ!

Secretary, getting off business phone call: I don't have time to work with all of this… I need to be planning my Easter dinner.

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: work always gets in the way

Posted on April 13, 2020
Admins, Holidays, Missouri, Time Management

That’s Why It Reads “Boss”!

Boss: I don’t understand the ramifications of what I’m asking.

10877 Watson Road
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on March 22, 2020
Dumb Bosses, General Idiocy, Missouri, Philosophy

Who You Are with Your iPod Is Who You Are in Life

IT guy: I've got the 80 gig iPod, the black leather case…
Secretary, interrupting: You know, I have an iPod, but I've never been able to get it to work.
IT guy, shocked: Ummmm, Sheryl, do you really want to admit that?

48th & Main
Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: that sounds about right