Woman: …and by “different,” I don’t mean “gay.”
Co-worker: I need about 15 to 20 minutes of your time to understand physically what’s expected from your eyes.
Man: I’m the Imelda Marcos of ties.
10877 Watson Road
St. Louis, Missouri
Woman: …and by “different,” I don’t mean “gay.”
Co-worker: I need about 15 to 20 minutes of your time to understand physically what’s expected from your eyes.
Man: I’m the Imelda Marcos of ties.
10877 Watson Road
St. Louis, Missouri
Lady on phone: Let me ask you this: if she dies before the next payment is due, does she still have to make that payment?
Main Street
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: insensitive much?
Manager on cell: That thing could kiss your ass and buy you dinner, and you'd still bitch about it!
St. Louis, Missouri
Co-worker #1: Hey, what are you doing down here?
Co-worker #2: Going to take a dump.
2800 Rock Creek Parkway
Kansas City, Missouri
Co-worker: Ugh…
Manager: What’s the matter?
Co-worker: Nothing, I just couldn’t see the screen.
Manager: Oh. Was everything flesh colored and blurry? That’s from putting your hand in front of your face.
1390 Timberlake Manor Parkway
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Durp
Line cook #1: Man, I had a friend that just got fired after being at her job for 20 years. That’s messed up.
Line cook #2: That’s terrible. What happened?
Line cook #1: She put bleach in her coworker’s coffee. She said it was just a practical joke, and they fired her for that, after 20 years.
Line cook #2: She did what?!
Line cook #1: She said it was a practical joke.
Line cook #2: Man, if I wanted to kill someone you’d know it. I’d just stab you.
4550 Scott Avenue
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Never eating there again
Overly gay coworker: Oh. My. God. Why are you not answering your phone? I've had the same call ring back to me three times.
Coworker: Okay, you're gonna need to turn down the homosexuality, because all I'm hearing is, “blah blah blah, I'm such a fag, blah blah blah.”
Maryville Centre
St. Louis, Missouri
Receptionist: Ugh! I don’t understand how I can do my job when the phone keeps ringing!
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: doing her job
Co-worker #1: Is garlic a normal constituent of Mexican food?
Co-worker #2: It’s not unnormal.
1000 East 50th Street
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: SLP
