Sales guy: They need to either shit or go home!
Somerville, Massachusetts
Sales guy: They need to either shit or go home!
Somerville, Massachusetts
Colleague on phone: I want to got to Mexico in May, but I don't want to miss Cinco de Mayo.
Boston, Massachusetts
Sales girl: But I sent you an electronic e-mail!
Middleboro, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Mikey
Front manager: I wanna go out on the town and cause trouble tonight. Not to the point of getting arrested, but… really close.
Newton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Tom
CSR: Ma’am, my system is backed up and my computer is going down on me.
300 Rosewood Drive
Danvers, Massachusetts
Agent, about client: She is just as nice as pie! I swear, she should get pregnant more often.
Boston, Massachusetts
Guy behind counter, looking at something on the floor: I don't know what it is, but it's gooey…
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Chris Who Isn't Dead
Receptionist: Hello! Thank you for calling Avon Safety*, where safety comes first. How may I direct your call?
Voice #1: How do I direct the call?
Voice #2: [indecipherable]Voice #1: I don’t know. That’s all it says…
Receptionist: Hello? This is not a recording.
Voice #1: She said it’s a recording.
Receptionist: No! This is not a recording! Hello?
Voice #1: What do I do?
Voice #2: Hang up.
Avon, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Fae
Op: You know what would make a great pet?
Ernie: No, what?
Op: A badger.
Ernie: Yeah, great. Great at ripping human flesh off.
Op: Exactly, burglar protection.
Ernie: No, I was talking about your flesh.
Op: Oh… I can take it.
Boston, Massachusetts
Cube dweller to another: I have time to beat you, but I don't have time to stop.
Malden, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Dan
