Assistant: No weeping! There's no weeping allowed in publishing!
Baltimore, Maryland
Assistant: No weeping! There's no weeping allowed in publishing!
Baltimore, Maryland
Customer service girl: Oh em gee!
Customer service guy: Did you just speak in text message?
Baltimore, Maryland
Male coworker to cube farm: Wow! This fireball is hot, I'm going to have to walk this one off.
Rockville, Maryland
IT guy: If you're going to buy a Mac at this place, why don't you just save some money and buy a sack of potatoes instead? They'll both do the same amount of computing and a sack of potatoes is a lot cheaper!
Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: IT Chick
Female guest at front desk: I want to do laundry. Give me four and half dollars in quarters.
Desk attendant: I can give you five dollars in quarters with this.
Female guest: I only want four and half dollars.
Desk attendant: M'am, you gave me a five dollar bill.
Female guest: Just give me four and half dollars in quarters!
Desk attendant: Okay. Here's four-fifty in quarters. And here's two quarters change.
Female guest: Finally. Thank you.
Annapolis, Maryland
Overheard by: Meredith
Guy in cubicle: I seemed to have dropped my camera in the toilet.
Baltimore, Maryland
Coworker, eating prosciutto: I've gone from salty chips to salty meat.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Juan Samuel
Professor: How are you today?
PhD student: I'm not dead.
College Park, Maryland
Coworker on conference call: I thought you were on booty call!
Windsor Mill, Maryland
Sales VP to shipping clerk: This is a very important sales proposal for UPS to consider. I want it in their hands first thing tomorrow morning, so be sure to FedEx it right away.
Shipping clerk: Okaaaaay…
Baltimore, Maryland
