Let's Just Say, It's No Wonder Ms. Klum Keeps Popping Out Babies

Female paralegal: Did you read that article I sent you?
Aussie male coworker: That ain't right.
Female paralegal: Indeed. But 45 minutes! That's longer than most men last.
Aussie male coworker, in long-winded explanation: Well, 45 minutes would be a while for coitus. But remember that the seal wasn't actually getting any. 45 minutes is kinda short if you include foreplay…
Female paralegal: Tsk, tsk…give the seal some credit.
Aussie male coworker: Fine. He has moderate sexual stamina.
Senior paralegal: What?!

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on May 28, 2009
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Illinois, Lawyers, Questions, Sexuality

Why Their Workplace Cancelled Shroom Happy Hour

Associate to IT guy: So, my touchscreen hasn't been working, so I hit it harder and now there's a crack in the screen.
IT guy: Your computer isn't touchscreen.

Schaumburg, Illinois

Overheard by: Get me out of here

Posted on May 21, 2009
Bosses, General Idiocy, Illinois, Tech People, Technology

I've Only Ever Gotten the Beast's Phone Number

Reporter: Do you guys know anything about Beauty and the Beast?
Ad guy: The movie or the people?

Oak Brook, Illinois

Posted on May 20, 2009
Cinema, Coworkers, Illinois, Questions

For the Last Time, Amber, a Stripper with a Stethoscope Isn't a Nurse

Ghetto chick: Yo, everyone on somethin. I work with a nurse and she on crack–but she a damn good nurse!

Wabash Ave
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on April 17, 2009
Employees, Illinois, Substance Use & Abuse, Weirdness

…With Pony Rides

Coworker: I can't believe he only gave us a 20,000$ spending limit.
Boss: Why?
Coworker: Because my daughter's first birthday was more than that! How am I going to find a place for twenty people that cheap?

Oak Brook, Illinois

Posted on April 6, 2009
Bosses, Employees, Family, Gripes, Illinois, Money, Questions

Dolphin Porn.

CFO: What are they going to use video equipment for?
Budget services director: Making porn.

River Forest, Illinois

Posted on March 19, 2009
Bosses, Financial Folk, Illinois, Questions, Sexuality, Technology

He's All Like, “Yo, Ho!”

Woman #1 (giggling): It says here he used to work for Cockrum. What the hell is that?
Woman #2: Maybe he was a gay bartender?
Woman #1: Or some kinda pirate.

Downers Grove, Illinois

Overheard by: I don't want to know