Cube rat, opening a personal package received at work: This is more fun than a new bar of soap!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: I like soap too
Cube rat, opening a personal package received at work: This is more fun than a new bar of soap!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: I like soap too
Cube rat #1: Hey, does it smell like poop over here?
Cube rat #2: What?
Cube rat #1: I farted — it smells bad over here.
Cube rat #2: That’s so gross, dude!
Cube rat #1: I have too much work to do! I don’t have time to go to the bathroom!
Cube rat #2: Go to the bathroom!
The Loop
Chicago, Illinois
Server admin: He’s Catholic, isn’t he?
Developer: Nah, he’s just gay.
State and Water Street
Peoria, Illinois
Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
Woman: So, when people take an Alaskan Cruise, do they go to the west coast of Alaska?
Man: Yeah…I think so.
Chicago, Illinois
Female coworker to another: Oh my… I've got wood in my mouth.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: DesignMonkey
Co-worker #1: Does this skirt unflatter me more badly?
Co-worker #2: I don’t even know how to answer that question.
216 Jackson Boulevard
Chicago, Illinois
Laughing boss: Look, you guys, you can’t be talking about anal sex — we’ve had some complaints.
Server #1, laughing: I knew it! I knew she would tell on us. I told you Deb* was out to get us!
Server #2: Sooo, just when she’s not around, or at all?
Laughing boss: I can’t believe I have to say this…
Dining room, upscale retirement center
Bloomington, Illinois
Account tech, on two personal calls at once: Sorry, I was distracted by my work…
Peabody Drive
Champaign, Illinois
