Coworker on way to office birthday party: Let's go eat some of this birth cake.
Pal: Technically, it's “after-birth” cake.
Erie Street
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Admin Ass
Coworker on way to office birthday party: Let's go eat some of this birth cake.
Pal: Technically, it's “after-birth” cake.
Erie Street
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Admin Ass
Swedish employee: You’re responsible for all the wars in the world.
Jewish employee: Well, you’re responsible for… Abba.
Diehl Road
Naperville, Illinois
Overheard by: not getting sent to HR
Man reading aloud from newspaper: North Carolina law describes malicious castration as cutting off, maiming or disfiguring a person’s gentiles…
725 West Golf Road
Hoffman Estates, Illinois
Overheard by: Gentile Intactus
Boss: Do we have Google installed on our internet?
IT guy: We put it on your machine yesterday.
700 W. Van Buren Street
Chicago, Illinois
Co-Worker #1: He was born in Spain, but his parents were born in Haitia, right?
Co-Worker #2: You mean Haiti?
25 East Washington Street
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Lesley
Cube rat, opening a personal package received at work: This is more fun than a new bar of soap!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: I like soap too
Cube rat #1: Hey, does it smell like poop over here?
Cube rat #2: What?
Cube rat #1: I farted — it smells bad over here.
Cube rat #2: That’s so gross, dude!
Cube rat #1: I have too much work to do! I don’t have time to go to the bathroom!
Cube rat #2: Go to the bathroom!
The Loop
Chicago, Illinois
Server admin: He’s Catholic, isn’t he?
Developer: Nah, he’s just gay.
State and Water Street
Peoria, Illinois
Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
Woman: So, when people take an Alaskan Cruise, do they go to the west coast of Alaska?
Man: Yeah…I think so.
Chicago, Illinois
Female coworker to another: Oh my… I've got wood in my mouth.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: DesignMonkey
