Woman: So, when people take an Alaskan Cruise, do they go to the west coast of Alaska?
Man: Yeah…I think so.
Chicago, Illinois
Woman: So, when people take an Alaskan Cruise, do they go to the west coast of Alaska?
Man: Yeah…I think so.
Chicago, Illinois
Female coworker: See you Friday!
Leaving employee: I'm off Friday!
Coworker: See you Saturday!
Leaving employee: I'm off Saturday!
Coworker: See you next week! (mutters under breath) I guess that's the only other option.
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: ISPgypsy
Coworker: What day is Christmas, the 24th?
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Cubicle dweller: It's Wednesday… Everything is falling apart. You just put it back together and wait for the weekend.
Simsbury, Connecticut
Coworker #1: Any family plans for Memorial Day? Do you have kids?
Coworker #2: No, no kids yet…
Coworker #1: Yeah, me neither. I have a bunch of grandkids, though.
Stamford, Connecticut
Office secretary: You would think with all the tourists they get in Hawaii you would see more out-of-state license plates.
West Bend, Wisconsin
Indian woman: How was your holiday?
White man: Uh, holiday?
Indian woman: Yeah, Rosher Hana?
White man: Rosh Hashanah?
Indian woman: Yeah.
White man: I'm not Jewish.
Indian woman: Oh, you're not?
White man: No. I told you that when you asked me how Passover was.
Indian woman: (silence)
White man: That's okay. That was awhile ago.
Atlanta, Georgia
Secretary #1: I'm going to Atlanta this weekend.
Secretary #2: Cool! The city or the island?
New York Presbyterian Hospital
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Vespertine
Cube rat #1: Carol! You're back! How was your vacation?
Cube rat #2: It was good, but it went by way too fast, and now I'm back to the bump and grind.
Dayton, Ohio
Overheard by: LMAO
Girl to friend: We'd take a day off to celebrate our box!
St. Louis, Missouri
