Designer: Have you seen [Dustin] around?
Writer: Nope.
Designer: Hmm. I haven’t checked his office yet.
312 Plum Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Designer: Have you seen [Dustin] around?
Writer: Nope.
Designer: Hmm. I haven’t checked his office yet.
312 Plum Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
IT guy yelling across room: How do you spell ‘boner’?
Orlando, Florida
Worker: It’s not chaos, it’s pandemonium. They should call it pandemonium. It’s a conundrum.
Traffic manager: I don’t want a conundrum in my mouth!
3311 Oak Lawn
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: erin
Office Tech: I don’t understand why this isn’t coming out in color. I’m using the color copier.
700 State Drive
Los Angeles, California
Girl: My mom dropped a plate and it shattered all over the floor and she cut her foot pretty bad. I was cleaning up the pieces…
Guy: Was it a paper plate?
(girl stares at him)
Omaha, Nebraska
Overheard by: And he's not even blonde…
CSR: You're from Canada?
Employee: Yep.
CSR: I love it there. I went to Montreal once. It was really nice. I haven't been to Quebec yet, though.
Montclair, New Jersey
Puzzled Irish girl: Look at that! Magnetic bookmarks! What a stupid idea!
Puzzled boyfriend: Why?
Puzzled Irish girl: Well, where are you ever going to find a metal book?
Puzzled boyfriend: Hmm, yeah, you’re right.
Perth, Australia
Overheard by: Gina
Grad student presenter: … So we think that the protein might be diffusing.
Professor: Well, according to the dream I had last night, that couldn’t happen.
3400 North Charles Street
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: LabCat
Whiny cube dweller: But I just really enjoy my sausage in the morning, ya know?
Coburg, Oregon
Office Manager: It’s like apples and oranges: they are all the same.
15530 Herriman Boulevard
Noblesville, Indiana
