President: This is our IT department. Those people write new programs all day long.
Customer: Oh, so this is the Nerd Center!
1047 17th Avenue
Santa Cruz, California
President: This is our IT department. Those people write new programs all day long.
Customer: Oh, so this is the Nerd Center!
1047 17th Avenue
Santa Cruz, California
VP: It really freaks me out when you look in here and laugh; it makes me think there’s something wrong with me.
30 E. 33rd Street
New York, NY
Employee with cancer: I'm bringing these files back.
Account executive: What…they don't allow files at the hospice?
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Alia
Company owner trying to allay fears: We are not a sinking ship! This company is worth $700,000. It's hard to sink a $700,000 ship!
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: BrainFuzz
VP yelling into phone: If I have the whale, then I’m king! Everyone has to follow me!
Research Triangle Park, North Carolina
Supervisor #1: Anyone want any chocolate? I have three pounds.
Supervisor #2: From the boyfriend, huh?
Supervisor #3: I don’t think I could eat three pounds of anything. What could I eat three pounds of?
Supervisor #1: Ice cream. I could eat three pounds of ice cream.
Supervisor #3: I could definitely eat three pounds of ice cream. That’s kind of a gross thought, though.
Supervisor #1: It’s like eating a preemie.
200 New Canton Way
Robbinsville, New Jersey
Overheard by: office peon hate v-day
Suit #1: We’re introducing a great new investment product.
Suit #2: Oh yeah. Features?
Suit #1: Well, if you die before it matures, you get your money back.
Wellington Street
Toronto
Canadia
Female marketing executive to male sales executive: Well, you can just suck my imaginary dick!
Research Boulevard
Rockville, Maryland
Lawyer, about purchasing domain name: Why don't you go through that website. What's it called? Who's your daddy dot com or something?
CEO: I think that's a different kind of website, Brett.
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Receptionist
Executive VP: How do you spell “reasoning”?
Senior VP: Just like “seasoning”, but with an “r”.
Executive VP: How do you spell “seasoning”?
Lenox Road
Atlanta, Georgia
