Office manager to HR manager: Did you go to the gym yesterday?
HR manager: No.
Office manager: Why not?
HR manager: Because I went home to drink.
Langley
Canadia
Office manager to HR manager: Did you go to the gym yesterday?
HR manager: No.
Office manager: Why not?
HR manager: Because I went home to drink.
Langley
Canadia
Attorney: It's not so cold out.
Secretary: Is that why your nose is bright red?
Attorney: No, that's because I've been drinking.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: amused intern
Pretentious boss: Oh, we host different wine tastings all the time. Next month we're having a girlfriend tasting.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: trying hard not to snicker
Coworker: Mary, what are you doing?
Mary: I want tequila!
New York City, New York
Office manager: Back in my day, we used to go trick-or-treating with shot glasses.
Navy Yard
Washington, DC
Male worker #1, talking about the future: We probably will all be huge fat blobs staring into our computer screens, like in Wall-E.
Female worker: I doubt it. I bet they'll have a drug that makes everybody really attractive.
Male worker #2: They already do! It's called “alcohol.”
Portland, Oregon
Field tech: She wasn't bar hopping, she was boy hopping.
Sheridan College
Oakville
Canadia
Coworker #1: So I had this really good wine the other night. It was called “Shark.”
Coworker #2: Hmmmm…I'll have to try that.
Coworker #1: Yes, it's spelled “T-S-C-H.”
Foggy Bottom
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Cubicle Rockin
Consultant: Happy birthday, ladybug! Are you okay?
Admin: I'm fine, I just feel awful.
Consultant: Did you go out drinking last night?
Admin: Yeah, I had Crown and Cokes all night, and shots at every bar, but that's not why I feel bad.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Red Head
Grumpy loud guy to confused coworker: Stop going out and drinking your lunch!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
