Or Rub Them on Your Sensitive Areas

Title clerk #1: Are those Doritos spicy?
Title clerk #2: Oh, they're only spicy when you eat them.

New Philadelphia, Ohio

Overheard by: ORLY?

Posted on June 15, 2015
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In American Life Sex and Violence Are Inextricably Linked

Coworker #1: You know, shoot them with shotguns, like with tranquilizers.
Coworker #2: Bang! Bang! (makes shotgun motions)
Coworker #3: That's how the doctor put in my IUD.

Omaha, Nebraska

Posted on June 14, 2015
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FEMA Headquarters, Circa 2005

Coworker #1: He’s Cajun.
Coworker #2: Cajun?
Coworker #1: Yeah, he is from New Orleans.
Coworker #2: What color are they?

Latham, New York

Overheard by: Parker

Posted on June 14, 2015
Coworkers, Default, Geography & History, New York, Questions, Race, Weirdness, Words

And Then He Solved Me

Coworker #1: So how did you meet your boyfriend?
Coworker #2: On match.com.
Coworker #1: Oh, really?
Coworker #2: Yeah, he did a search for Rubik's cube, and I was the only name who came up!

Hudson St
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Harriet Vane

Posted on June 12, 2015
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Being Irish Is Part Nature and Part Nurture

Male coworker, pointing at big sweater: This is Irish!
Female Irish-American coworker, pointing at crotch: So is this!
Male coworker: Because it’s freckly and smells like Guinness?

Austin, Texas

Posted on June 12, 2015
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…Just Like It Says on the Sign Over the Front Door.

Security guard: Rule of thumb: if someone pulls out a sword or a knife, run.

Ontario
Canadia

Posted on June 12, 2015
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Probably Easier for Everyone If I Just Die at My Desk

Sales manager: Sometimes I think I’m having a panic attack. And then I realize I just have to poop.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on June 12, 2015
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Enjoy Your Fecalccino, Ma'am

Front desk attendant: Why don't you have a seat, I'll let him know you're here. Can I get you a coffee or anything?
Woman: Yes, a coffee. But I don't want sugar.
Front desk attendant: Okay, no problem. (gets up to leave)
Woman: And only a little bit of milk. Do you know what that means?
Front desk attendant: Yes.
Woman: No. Not my version of a “little bit of milk,” you don't know that.
Front desk attendant: Okay…
Woman: Make it look like a football. The color of a football.
(front desk attendant returns with coffee)
Woman: That looks like a football.

Manhattan, New York