Front desk attendant: Why don't you have a seat, I'll let him know you're here. Can I get you a coffee or anything?
Woman: Yes, a coffee. But I don't want sugar.
Front desk attendant: Okay, no problem. (gets up to leave)
Woman: And only a little bit of milk. Do you know what that means?
Front desk attendant: Yes.
Woman: No. Not my version of a “little bit of milk,” you don't know that.
Front desk attendant: Okay…
Woman: Make it look like a football. The color of a football.
(front desk attendant returns with coffee)
Woman: That looks like a football.
Manhattan, New York
