Office girl: But my box is falling apart.
Male co-worker: Hmm, we should look into that. A dysfunctional box is no good for anyone.
Office girl: Right… Would you mind helping me?
Male co-worker: With your box?
Office girl: What are we talking about?
McNally Drive
Nashville, Tennessee
Coworker #1: I'd rather die than go to the doctor.
Coworker #2: Then you'll probably get your wish.
Redding, California
Production Coordinator: You just need a water softener. That should help.
Coworker: No, I'm one of those girls that likes things hard.
Technology Park
Lake Mary, Florida
Engineer on phone: Let lying dogs lie.
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: The_SuperVixen
Female secretary, after reading spam: But I don't get erections!
Stamford, Connecticut
Overheard by: The Betty Stone
"… Doctors are anti-vitamin, because it's prevention."
184St, Edmonton AB
Perky cashier, handing change and receipt to customer: Enjoy your receipt!
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Ladle
Assistant manager: Maybe I should wear the opposing team's jersey tomorrow.
Manager: You will probably get stoned on your way to work.
Assistant manager: I probably wouldn't even make it in the front door.
Clerk: Not like anyone would notice.
British Columbia
Canadia
Coworker, loudly across office: Hey Jon*, how much did it cost you to get your balls drilled out?
Louisville, Kentucky
