"is this the blowing part or the sucking part?"
-in regards to the air conditioning vents.
Ontario & Orleans in Chicago, IL
"is this the blowing part or the sucking part?"
-in regards to the air conditioning vents.
Ontario & Orleans in Chicago, IL
Coworker to another: He's a smidget. When you're like, is he just small… or is he a midget?
Lake Forest, California
Overheard by: suzanne
Male employee: I think that guy was flirting with you.
Female employee: What are you talking about?
Male employee: You are like the workplace poster girl. Crap, is that harassment?
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Centerfold
Sailor #1: You know how Aerosmith and The Rolling Stones are still performing even though they are 60-plus, right? What if bands like Motley Crew were still performing like that?
Sailor #2 Well, they would have to find a new kind of drug to keep them going, because their crack tolerance must be incredible. What would happen if they started to come down off their high in the middle of a concert?
Sailor #1: What about a quick delivery system? (pause) Oh! Crack darts! Like tranquilizer darts that you fire out of an air rifle!
Sailor #2 I can't believe we actually thought that through.
USS Essex
Overheard by: TheSailor
Marketing manager: My uncle had a chicken incident, and then he learned to keep his pants on.
Queen Anne Avenue
Seattle, Washington
Boss to bickering clients on conference call: Do you guys always eat each other out like that?
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Tech support engineer: I can’t believe I have pants on!
Rt. 1
Ipswich, Massachusetts
Team leader: Alright everyone, I’m headed out for the weekend. So long.
Teammate #1: Farewell.
Teammate #2: Auf wiedersehen.
Teammate #3: Goodbye!
Hanover, Maryland
Overheard by: Adam
human resources (interviewer) – "what makes you qualified to work at a private detective agency?"
police cadet (job applicant) – "well, I can be really quiet and I'm very verrrrry good at playing clue."
5124 E. Bankcroft St. Haydentown, VT
Overheard by: Candace
