Sailor #1: You know how Aerosmith and The Rolling Stones are still performing even though they are 60-plus, right? What if bands like Motley Crew were still performing like that?
Sailor #2 Well, they would have to find a new kind of drug to keep them going, because their crack tolerance must be incredible. What would happen if they started to come down off their high in the middle of a concert?
Sailor #1: What about a quick delivery system? (pause) Oh! Crack darts! Like tranquilizer darts that you fire out of an air rifle!
Sailor #2 I can't believe we actually thought that through.
USS Essex
Overheard by: TheSailor
