Assistant DA: I believe in justice. And by “justice,” I mean putting people in jail.
Courthouse
Dallas, Texas
Assistant DA: I believe in justice. And by “justice,” I mean putting people in jail.
Courthouse
Dallas, Texas
Coworker #1: So, what do you think about Nicole Richie? Do you think she’s anorexic?
Coworker #2: I don’t think she’s anorexic. I just think she never eats.
29111 Stephenson Highway
Madison Heights, Michigan
Overheard by: Make it stop
30-something woman in sundress, angrily on cell: I'm not going to do this anymore, I'm done, do you hear me, done! (pause) Can't we ever just have a normal conversation, ever? (pause) I'm done, really done. (pause) Are you okay with this? With me being done?
El Paso, Texas
Overheard by: Elizabeth
TV host: I wish they'd separate my penne and my quiche.
TV producer: I know.
West Olympic Blvd
Los Angeles, California
Person #1: Remember our old boss that nine people quit because of?
Person #2: Um, how could I not remember crazy McBitcherson?
Person #1: Well, two people have already quit because of her at her new job. My roommate works there.
Person #2: Wow. Someone should start a blog about her and entitle it: “That bitch is whack”.
Person #1: I’m on it!
Washington, DC
Boss: It’s like birth — there’s nothing we can do but push.
Sunnyvale, California
Overheard by: Tristan O’Tierney
