Nurse: Well, I heard he's masturbating seven times a day!
Physician: Good for him!
Toledo, Ohio
Overheard by: Confused Student
Nurse: Well, I heard he's masturbating seven times a day!
Physician: Good for him!
Toledo, Ohio
Overheard by: Confused Student
i hope I don't have a child like me, because I'd punch myself in the throat.
Bot-hell
Employee: I ordered 2448 washers today! What did you get done?
Boss: I took a big shit this morning.
Philadelphia, PA
Coworker #1, walking back in from lunch: Do i have a cow-toe in my butt?
Coworker #2: Holy shit, what did you just say?
(coworker #3 spits out food)
Charlotte, North Carolina
Male coworker to another: We need to squeeze that in today. Are you doable?
Kenilworth, New Jersey
Web developer: "hm, problem with cookies. Who's been working with cookies?"
Researcher: "keebler elves!"
Cambridge, MA
Overheard by: Walrus
Co-worker on phone: Hey. What’d you do with my bag of hair?
Franklin Street
Richmond, Virginia
Cool manager: No genitalia sculptures on my desk this morning… Pretty good day.
Broomfield, Colorado
Overheard by: Russ G
Cad technician entering office kitchen: "so what you're looking for really is a single mother with low self esteem"
Warrington, England
Sales manager: Did you hear Whitney died?
Director: Who?
Sales manager: Whitney Houston.
Director: Oh, I don't care, she's a cracked out whore.
Sales manager: She wasn't always a cracked out whore.
Director: I'm a what-have-you-done-for-me-lately kind of guy.
Fort Mill, South Carolina
