Singing employee: Oooh, baaacon weaver! I believe we can reach the morning light!
Kane Hall, University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
Singing employee: Oooh, baaacon weaver! I believe we can reach the morning light!
Kane Hall, University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
Female coworker to group of coworkers: "you all had better use me!"
Raleigh, NC
Cubicle #1: That movie was complete donk.
Cubilce #2: You’re a snob. I thought it was fun, and I loved the Roxanne Tango bit.
Cucible #1: Dude, that movie was a smegma sandwich and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
Cubicle #3: Hear, hear.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: still laughing
Designers talking about an ad: I’d throw a white girl in there, for shits and giggles.
Midtown
New York City, New York
Matronly German supervisor: When you do not clean the counters correctly, my balls get very unhappy!
Bahia Vista Street
Sarasota, Florida
<b>accounting rep:</b> *screams and kicks away from her desk* did y'all see that shit! Stuart little got the audacity to sit on my desk and look at me!
Fort Mill, SC
Manager: This plug adapter is for taking something to the UK.
Woman: I don’t know what the UK is. I’m going to England, not the UK.
Pleasanton, California
Overheard by: Stephen
Office peon: Well, that's a row of beautiful ladies!
Old lady receptionist, gushing: Oh, I just wanna take you home with me!
Office peon: Buy me a drink first.
Midvale, Utah
Overheard by: The Lung
Heard in staff meeting: Grease up and let it slide off!
Support Building
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Overheard by: AMuseIng
Female co-worker: "I'm so anal, it hurts."
Seattle, WA
