Coworker to another: But you know, your feet will not look the same at all if they remove that toe.
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: K
Coworker to another: But you know, your feet will not look the same at all if they remove that toe.
Boise, Idaho
Overheard by: K
Cube rat, after another has blown air into the back of his head: I'm not just some chick you can flirt with!
Perth
Australia
Waitress to another: I really need to start taking a shower before I come to work.
Somerset, Pennsylvania
Supervisor to another: And, y'know, he was in the woods, so he covered himself with a bunch of mud, because that's supposed to help.
Bloomington, Minnesota
Overheard by: glasses girl
Clerk #1 to clerk #2: He really did believe that when Noah built the ark, that dinosaurs didn't get saved because they were late.
Divorce Court
Miami, Florida
Overheard by: Harry
Coworker on phone: Hello… Hello… Did you butt-dial me?
Alexandria, Virginia
Manager: I'm so stressed I'm going to jump out of the 5th floor window.
Coworker: It's not high enough. You'd need to go to at least the 7th to ensure death.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Young hipster : You all should come to this CD release party! You too, Sue*, I'll even buy you a Shirley Temple!
Old fashioned, anal retentive co-worker: I don't drink.
Hipster: But it's non-alcoholic!
Old fashioned, anal retentive co-worker: I said I don't drink, I don't drink non-alcoholic!
Hipster, confused: But, uh… There's no alcohol in it.
Old fashioned, anal retentive co-worker, getting irate: I don't care! I won't drink it!
St. Louis, Missouri
Latin legal assistant, getting off the phone: That lady just told me to jump in a lake.
Dowdy woman: What is that in Spanish?
Latin legal assistant: She said it in English.
Dowdy woman: Yeah, but I want to hear it in Spanish.
Law Firm
Bay Shore, New York
Server #1: So he deals drugs to kids?
Server #2: Well… Indirectly.
Los Angeles, California
