Co-worker #1: Hey, I’ll promise BJs to his bosses for life if it means he gets the job!
Co-worker #2: I can’t believe that came from sweet, innocent, you!
Co-worker #1: I’m pretty dirty…hey, I do have gay friends!
8000 Bent Branch Drive
Irving, Texas
Employee: Is that you vibrating?
Supervisor: Yeah, I’m happy to see you.
1801 E. 9th Street
Cleveland, Ohio
Girl: I’m going to drop by the ladies’ room.
Man: I hope everything comes out all right.
11400 W. Olympic Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: lonecomic
Boss: Make sure you tickle your calendar to remind you to do the reports.
Co-worker: Tickle?
Boss: Use the tickler system; you do know what a tickler is, don’t you?
Co-worker: Yes, but…you don’t use the one I know at work.
810 Highway 6 South
Houston, Texas
Co-worker #1: Whenever you pass by there’s never anyone in there.
Co-worker #2: It’s probably a Front.
Co-worker #1: It is a front; there’s a fight club going on in the back room.
Co-worker #3: I know a guy that works at one of those.
Co-worker #1: He works at a fight club?
685 Cathcart Street
Montreal, Quebec
Canadia
Overheard by: Timmy O’ Toole
Co-worker: Noon it is. I’m driving. But I have no room for dolphins in my car. Well…I have the room, but I didn’t get the tank option.
1301 E. Algonquin Road
Schaumburg, Illinois
Editor #1: I don’t know why that French reporter couldn’t find a transgendered person. It’s not like transgendered people are a rare species that you can’t find anywhere.
Editor #2: Maybe she didn’t know where to look.
Editor #1: What do you mean, “where to look”? Transgendered people are everywhere.
487 Greenwich Street
New York, NY
Boss: …in response to what you said–
Minion: What? I haven’t said anything.
Boss: Oh, sorry…I was having a conversation with you in my head.
16 E. 34th Street
New York, NY
Co-worker #1: We just had a premature install.
Co-worker #2: I hear lots of guys have that problem. Hell, [Alex] can’t even finish an install.
26 Century Boulevard
Nashville, Tennessee
Co-worker: That new guy is really dumb.
Speakerphone: Well it is fun watching him.
Co-worker: It’s like watching a cat shoveling shit with two broken paws.
8400 36th Street
Miami, Florida
