Guy #1: I can’t believe he did that in public; did you see the way he was looking at her?
Guy #2: Yeah, and it wasn’t the first time either.
Guy #1: She can’t be any older than 15.
Guy #2: It’s sick, but you know what really creeps me out? He’s always wearing wrinkly shirts. You’d think the man has never heard of an iron…
Guy #1: You can do anything you want with that MD after your name, I guess.
Guy #2: Word.
275 Madison Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Justin Laman
Officemate #1: I’m going to a scary restaurant tonight.
Officemate #2: Why is it scary? What kind of food do they serve?
Officemate #1: Grown-up food…I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little worried.
1251 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY
Overheard by: Rick
Co-worker on phone: …So if that wasn’t enough, she signs the email
“LOL”. Now you can’t tell me that wasn’t completely obnoxious…Yeah. Lots of luck…Oh. But, still…
1236 Shannon Avenue
Indianapolis, Indiana
Co-worker #1: She isn’t listening to you.
Co-worker #2: I know, she never does. She’s like a robot fueled by diet Coke.
Android: It’s called focus. Look into it.
87 McLea Court
San Francisco, California
Co-worker #1: Where should I put all this trash we now have?
Co-worker #2: Oh, just put it over there under the sign marked
“Basura”, she’ll come and pick it up tonight.
Co-worker #1: Are you serious? You know Basura isn’t a person; it means trash in Spanish.
1101 Vermont Avenue NW
Washington, DC
Employee #1: I’ve talked to National and one group says we should be doing this procedure but another group doesn’t want us to do this procedure.
Employee #2: Hmm. You should follow up with National, then.
Employee #3: That’s what [Employee #1] has been talking about, her follow-up with National.
Employee #2: Oh. When was the last time you talked to them?
Employee #1: About two or three weeks ago.
Employee #2: Yeah, that’s too soon.
10 Almaden Boulevard
San Jose, California
Overheard by: Stealth Nerf
Worker #1: We’re out of toilet paper.
Worker #2: The supply closet is empty.
Worker #1: I think they’re stuffing their vaginal canals with it to smuggle some home.
215 South Country Road
Bellport, New York
Man #1: Jack off today?
Man #2: No, not yet.
1 Air Cargo Parkway E
Swanton, Ohio
Supervisor: Be sure to meet in the large conference room for the intern’s goodbye lunch at noon.
Employee: Is [Andrew] leaving?
Supervisor: No, it’s for [Brenda], [Andrew]’s been hired full time, so no lunch.
Employee: Well, what about the new employee welcome lunch?
Supervisor: Okay, fine…it’s today at noon.
201 Connecticut Avenue NW
Washington, DC
Co-worker: Avoid the bathroom in about an hour, you-know-who just sat down to eat some pea soup.
1 International Plaza
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: courtesy flush
