Female coworker to male coworker: Yeah, if you're not properly hydrated it gets really dense.
Moosic, Pennsylvania
Female coworker to male coworker: Yeah, if you're not properly hydrated it gets really dense.
Moosic, Pennsylvania
Peon: No, thank you. I consider scrapbooking to be a gateway activity. The next thing you know, I’ll be going to Tupperware or candle parties.
Wausau, Wisconsin
Female coworker: Molly*, you look so cute! What did you do?
Molly*: Nothing…
Female coworker: Oh, it must be because you're not wearing your glasses.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Cute with or without glasses
Worker #1: Did I miss much on Friday when I took the sick day?
Worker #2: Nah man, all cool, apart from the usual. You know, me wanting to take my own life and everything…
Adelaide
Australia
Coworker to intern: I mean, not that you’re a terrorist, but…
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Seriously?
Girl to coworker: I want to meet this handsome man… who likes to sleep with men in the forest.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Heavy set secretary on hot day: Why don't you take your pants off?
(rest of office stares at returning estimator)
Fit estimator: Uhhh..are you suggesting I wear shorts?
Sunland, California
Coworker, coming out of toilet: I lost the rubber band that's keeping my pants up. Oh… there it is!
Atlanta, Georgia
Barista #1: So, what are you going to do with the dead bodies?
Barista #2: Ummm…
Starbucks
California
Overheard by: Aubrey
Loud coworker on phone: Yeah, well, I haven't been having much sex… (pause) I mean success! …with that… either. (pause) Uh, I have to go…
Louisville, Colorado
Overheard by: Jen
