Woman in next cube: It was used, too, which is kind of gross. But it works! It gets in those little cracks!
Malvern, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Don'tWannaKnow
Woman in next cube: It was used, too, which is kind of gross. But it works! It gets in those little cracks!
Malvern, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Don'tWannaKnow
Coworker: My best friend, like, he used to be black, so I sometimes speak with a black accent.
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Overheard by: Master Mahan
Cube wench: What’s this stuff coming out of me?
Hollywood, California
Overheard by: Shameless Leprechaun
Rep: What’s a vaginal dilator?
Nurse: A penis?
4645 East Cotton Center Boulevard
Phoenix, Arizona
Male coworker: That smells good, what is it?
Female coworker: Air freshener… and a fart.
Nashville, Tennessee
(coworker #2 has just returned from a two-hour meeting)
Coworker #1: How was the meeting?
Coworker #2: My hemorrhoids are okay until we get to the 1:45 mark. Then I get that itchy twitchy feeling.
Collegeville, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lola
Bike messenger #1: Hey, you race at all?
Bike messenger #2: There's no glory in racing. The only glory is on the streets.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Just Let Me Sign for This
Coworker #1: Go fist yourself.
Coworker #2: You love saying that. I think we should start a national campaign using that slogan!
Coworker #1: I like that idea. We just need someone who’s willing to appear on a billboard with their fist up their ass…
Both coworkers: Carl*!
Route 22 and Colonial Road
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Nathan
Worker bee #1: As soon as he was naked he started touching himself.
Worker bee #2: Oh my god!
Worker bee #1: Sometimes she touches herself… but not in a long time. Every time he’s naked he diddles himself!
New Hyde Park, New York
Coworker, smelling her armpit: My armpit smells great today. (pauses, smells the other armpit) Almost as good as this one.
Fort Myers, Florida
Overheard by: Greg Dunn
