Worker #1: He has a groin pull so he’s asking for pain pills .
Worker #2: He told me he hurt his leg.
Consultant: Yeah, my third leg. I’m a tripod.
Worker #1: A tripod wouldn’t have hurt himself playing basketball with a 50 or under league.
100 Summer Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Regina C
Realtor: Want a cookie?
Investor: Nah, I can’t — it’s not kosher.
Realtor: Sure it is.
Investor: No, I can’t. I’m Jewish. I gotta abide by the law.
Realtor: Come on, it’s just one cookie.
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: Amused assistant
Consultant: That is correct, we’ve found that problem in the past to be…well…problematic.
111 East 71st Street
Indianapolis, Indiana
Medical claims analyst: Have I ever shown you the x-ray of my head?
1009 Windcross Court
Franklin, Tennessee
Graphic designer holding two envelopes with different designs: Are you curious?
Marketing coordinator: I dunno… Are you bi-curious?
Graphic designer, stunned: Do you know what that means?
Marketing coordinator: Ummm… Doesn’t it mean doubly curious?
401 South Jackson Street
Seattle, Washington
Flight attendant: … And if this love plane becomes a love boat, please use your seat cushion as a flotation device.
Sacramento International Airport
California
Overheard by: Wishing I wasn’t sitting next to my grandmother
Partner to associates at attorney meeting: Billable hours are down for the year. Based on what we’ve billed so far, we have approximately four attorneys too many… assuming people are fungible.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Architect: Did you see the dog?
Intern: Yeah, he slobbered on my pant leg.
Architect: I sent you because I didn’t want to get bit.
Square Lake Road
Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
Overheard by: Eero Plain
Developer to business analyst: Well, if I get herpes, it tasted really good.
3600 American Boulevard
Bloomington, Minnesota
Consultant #1 (reading online purity test): Have you ever slept with a relative?
Consultant #2: Define “relative.”
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Kate
