Why Pavarotti Had to Write His Lyrics on His Hand.

Music agent slamming phone down angrily: God, he’s so unintelligent! I mean, even for a tenor!

1st District
Vienna
Austria

Posted on April 8, 2019
Austria, Consultants, Insults

You Seem to Have Lost Your Passion for the Business

Market researcher, frustrated at client: I don’t have auto pilot Las Vegas porn attendance statistics in my brain!

Pearl District
Portland, Oregon

Posted on October 19, 2018
Consultants, Default, Offers and requests, Oregon, Weirdness

When Let’s Go Travel Writers Talk Dirty

Office peon: It’s amazing what delicacies you can find hidden within the bush.

5757 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

Posted on September 5, 2018
California, Consultants, Gossip

You’re Supposed to Read Them, Not Use Them As a Blanket

Retired lawyer: I’m just buried under these law documents.
Boss: Wait, are you practicing law without a license?
Retired lawyer: No, without knowledge.

2550 Q Street NW
Washington, DC

Overheard by: C Dubz

Posted on July 13, 2018
Consultants, Time Management, Washington DC

1PM Lunch

Secretary: You look kind of like Bill Gates.
Specialist: I don’t look dorky enough.
Secretary: How dorky do you not think you look?

25 Sigourney Street
Hartford, Connecticut

Posted on June 26, 2018
Comebacks, Connecticut, Consultants, Physical Appearance, Questions, Receptionists

Oh, Stop Sucking Up

Executive: If I had to use that, my arm would fall off!
Scientist: This coming from the guy with the largest disposable pipette!

Rockland, Maryland

Posted on April 26, 2018
Comebacks, Consultants, Default, Executives, Gripes, Maryland

Some Lives May Be Better Unexamined

Canadian arborist: Check it out. I can streamline the camera in the town square back at home in Brandon. I called my dad and told him to drive by and wave. Sometimes, if you watch long enough, you can see someone crash.

Westchester, New York