Too Late! Here's Your Gag.

Surveyor #1: Ray is top; I am bottom.
Surveyor #2: Uh…
Surveyor #1: Wait. that didn't come out right!

Rockville, Maryland

Posted on February 8, 2010
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Maryland, Sexuality, Weirdness

Never Again Will I Hire Somebody with Their Cup-Size on Their Resume

Job super: You know, Abby*'s got big tits but she can be really thick sometimes.

Carlstadt, New Jersey

Posted on February 5, 2010
Body Parts, Bosses, Compare and contrast, New Jersey

And If We Chilled the Cows…

Sales guy #1: I wonder what milk would taste like if the cow ate an orange.
Sales chick: Would a cow even eat an orange?
Sales guy #2: Oh, yeah, they'll eat the hell outta them!
Sales guy #1: I guess it would taste like a creamsicle… Mmm-mmmm.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Overheard by: I don't want to know how this started..

Posted on February 5, 2010
Animals, Compare and contrast, Meals and Snacks, North Carolina, Questions, Sales, Sensory Experiences

Space Whores and Their Willing Johns Was an Immediate Hit for the Sci-Fi Channel

Director of logistics on phone: They're all a bunch of space whores. And we're the willing Johns.

Cupertino, California

Posted on February 1, 2010
Bosses, California, Compare and contrast, On the phone, Sexuality, Weirdness

Angelina Jolie Finally Breaks Down.

Boss to office: I don't even want you guys, I just want pets.

Berkeley, California

Posted on January 27, 2010
Bosses and Underlings, California, Compare and contrast, Relationships, Weirdness, Wishes

Travis Got His Wish When His Reserve Unit Was Activated

Suit at after work cocktail function, checking watch,sighing, muttering to himself: I would rather be in Iraq.

Walnut Creek, California

Overheard by: bereccathewaitress

Posted on January 22, 2010
California, Compare and contrast, Suits, Time Management

Unless I'm Getting Some Really Nice Jewelry Out Of It

Guy intern: So what do you think about girl on girl?
Girl intern #1: I think a tongue is a tongue.
Guy intern: Hmmm? Okay–whatever floats your boat! (to girl intern #2) So what do you think about girl on girl?
Girl intern #2: I think my boat needs to be floating before a tongue is a tongue.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: angie c

Posted on January 22, 2010
Body Parts, Compare and contrast, General Idiocy, Interns & Temps, New York, Questions, Sexuality

For a Uniform Green, You Have to Water Both Sides Of Chia Customers

Boss on phone: We had them over a barrel, and now they want to test the waters and see if it's greener on the other side.

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on January 22, 2010
Bosses, Colorado, Colors, Compare and contrast, On the phone, Wishes

Plus the White Hood Is So Slimming

Indian coworker: I'm not a racist, it's just a culture thing.

New Jersey

Overheard by: Lainey

Posted on January 20, 2010
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, General Idiocy, New Jersey, Race

So We Weren't Supposed to Show Up Naked?

President: Yeah, we took that picture after we went to that stupid place in New York. Remember that?
CEO: Oh yeah, that place… That sex place!
Marketing coordinator: You mean the Museum of Sex?
President: God, yes! You've been there?
Marketing coordinator: Yeah… It was really kind of cool.
CEO: No, no, no, it was bo-ring. There were all these pictures, and words, and art…
Marketing coordinator: Oh, I see your confusion… That was the museum part.

Tacoma, Washington

Overheard by: Not Surprised

Posted on January 14, 2010
Arts, Bosses, Compare and contrast, Sexuality, Travel, Washington

Compare and contrast