Coworker #1: I heard on the radio this morning that this girl is selling her virginity for tuition on eBay.
Coworkers #2 and #3: Oh, that's terrible!
Coworker #4: That girl's so ignorant, she won't even be able to walk to school!
Toronto
Canadia
Coworker #1: I heard on the radio this morning that this girl is selling her virginity for tuition on eBay.
Coworkers #2 and #3: Oh, that's terrible!
Coworker #4: That girl's so ignorant, she won't even be able to walk to school!
Toronto
Canadia
Female coworker to male coworker: I'm going to punch you in the ovaries!
Hamilton
Ontario
Canadia
Man walking down hallway: And I've lost the rhino somewhere…
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Field tech: She wasn't bar hopping, she was boy hopping.
Sheridan College
Oakville
Canadia
Female accountant: I'll work on that when I feel less bitchy.
Saskatoon
Saskatchewan
Canadia
Overheard by: Scarlett
Server, walking past applicant: Get out while you still can!
Mississauga
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Slacking off
Female office drone, petting some pussy willows in a fellow drones' office: I love petting your…um, plant.
Fellow female office drone, who owns the plant: I'm glad you didn't call the plant by name, but I still feel awkward.
Mississauga
Canadia
Architect to detailer: You can't depend on the caulk.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: just the intern
Man on phone: Hello? Yes, am I talking to a real person?
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: unreal_person
