Worker bee: What is the regional center?
Facilities worker: They deal more with like, handicapped people, and you know…retarded stuff.
Santa Ana, California
Overheard by: Joe Garca
Worker bee: What is the regional center?
Facilities worker: They deal more with like, handicapped people, and you know…retarded stuff.
Santa Ana, California
Overheard by: Joe Garca
Lady coworker #1: What was the word of the day yesterday?
Lady coworker #2: … You mean from dictionary dot com?
Lady coworker #1: Yeah.
Lady coworker #2: Oh, I don’t know. I don’t get those emails.
Lady coworker #1: Oh, neither do I. I just wanted to know what it was.
11150 Santa Monica Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Admin #1, assembling Christmas tree: It's fine, it just needs to be fluffed.
Admin #2: Well, I designate you the official office fluffer.
Admin #1: That's my job at home, too. Making sure it's all fluffed and full.
Fontana, California
Coworker #1, standing at urinal: What's up dude, I was just thinking about you!
Coworker #2, entering bathroom: Oh, that's creepy.
Coworker #1: Well, uh… Yeah, I guess it is.
Santa Barbara, California
Receptionist to office worker, carrying two bags of crushed Dr. Pepper cans: Oh my god! Are all those yours?
Office worker: Yep! Gotta hide the evidence of my addiction.
Receptionist: A Dr. Pepper addiction. I haven't seen one of those since I was a Mormon.
Santa Rosa, California
Woman to coworker: Why is it called a short story?
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Mike
Woman on cell in shoe store, sighing: Yes, honey, I'm still at the DMV, the lines are horrendous!
Buena Park Mall
Buena Park, California
Overheard by: Glad I'm not married to her
Boss to secretary: I think we need to have this copy machine looked at.
Secretary: Is something wrong?
Boss: It's stapling things on the bottom instead of the top.
Los Angeles, California
Male sales VP, looking over sales rep's shoulder at computer: Oh yeah, I have that on my iTunes too: Quando, Quando, Quando, by Englebert Humperdink.
Male sales rep: Yeah, this is my gym mix.
Santa Barbara, California
