Lady peon to males making farting noises: Please! I am on the phone with my dad! [Into phone] No, they’re your age!
Burbank, California
Lady peon to males making farting noises: Please! I am on the phone with my dad! [Into phone] No, they’re your age!
Burbank, California
Clueless office girl: Wow, look at you all dressed up!
Guy peon: What? Look at you, you're the one that's always dressed up.
Clueless office girl: Well Sophie* is the real fashion whore!
Sophie*, offended: What?!
Clueless office girl: Oops, I meant to say “fashion slut”!
Sacramento, California
IT guy to another: Gay Republicans are a little more weird than Gary*.
Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
Officer: Immediately!
Intern: Like now, immediately?
San Diego, California
Employee #1: The heater is on fire! Can you call a manager?
Employee #2, with radio: Uh-uh. I'm on break.
Wal-Mart
California
Loan officer: Ugh, I could never be a teller.
CSR, under her breath: Yeah, well, I could never be a condescending, superior bitch.
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Not a teller either
Coworker #1: Yeah, I didn't wash my shoulders afterwards.
Coworker #2: Trust me, it was worth it.
Los Angeles, California
Receptionist: How do you spell “Thursday”?
Co-worker: Look at your calendar, genius.
3110 Camino Del Rio South
San Diego, California
Female coworker: I hate kids.
Male coworker: That’ll change when you get pregnant.
Female coworker: But I never want kids!
Male coworker: Better stop drinking.
405 Hilgard Avenue
Los Angeles, California
Customer: What is the Happy Meal toy for boys this week?
Employee: Oh, no ma’am, we don’t have boy or girl toys this week — they are bisexual.
Customer: What?!
McDonald’s
Santa Monica, California
