California

Co-worker #1: User Name is your username, and Password is your password.
Co-worker #2: That sounds easy enough.
Co-worker #1: .And if you forget, I have it on a yellow stickie.

75 Hawthorne Street
San Francisco, California

Rental associate: How did you enjoy your movies, sir?
Customer, noticeably uncomfortable: Uhhh, the first one sucked, the second one I couldn't get through.
Rental associate: Oh, that's nice. (looks down to see each movie is a porno and turns beet red)

Rancho Cucamonga, California

Overheard by: pixelpusher-909

Worker bee: What is the regional center?
Facilities worker: They deal more with like, handicapped people, and you know…retarded stuff.

Santa Ana, California

Overheard by: Joe Garca

Lady coworker #1: What was the word of the day yesterday?
Lady coworker #2: … You mean from dictionary dot com?
Lady coworker #1: Yeah.
Lady coworker #2: Oh, I don’t know. I don’t get those emails.
Lady coworker #1: Oh, neither do I. I just wanted to know what it was.

11150 Santa Monica Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

Admin #1, assembling Christmas tree: It's fine, it just needs to be fluffed.
Admin #2: Well, I designate you the official office fluffer.
Admin #1: That's my job at home, too. Making sure it's all fluffed and full.

Fontana, California

Coworker #1, standing at urinal: What's up dude, I was just thinking about you!
Coworker #2, entering bathroom: Oh, that's creepy.
Coworker #1: Well, uh… Yeah, I guess it is.

Santa Barbara, California

Receptionist to office worker, carrying two bags of crushed Dr. Pepper cans: Oh my god! Are all those yours?
Office worker: Yep! Gotta hide the evidence of my addiction.
Receptionist: A Dr. Pepper addiction. I haven't seen one of those since I was a Mormon.

Santa Rosa, California

Woman to coworker: Why is it called a short story?

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Mike

Woman on cell in shoe store, sighing: Yes, honey, I'm still at the DMV, the lines are horrendous!

Buena Park Mall
Buena Park, California

Overheard by: Glad I'm not married to her

Boss to secretary: I think we need to have this copy machine looked at.
Secretary: Is something wrong?
Boss: It's stapling things on the bottom instead of the top.

Los Angeles, California