CEO: Always marry for money–the sex is gone from my marriage now, and there's nothing left.
Boston, Massachusetts
CEO: Always marry for money–the sex is gone from my marriage now, and there's nothing left.
Boston, Massachusetts
Boss to intern: You know that manatees are really just fish, right?
Jacksonville, Florida
Coworker to boss: Poor Karen, I felt so sorry for her. She was so tiny, and she was doing six or seven at a time.
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: spice
Boss: I'm blaming you for the stock market's performance today.
Los Angeles, California
Boss, walking into meeting: All I'm saying is that if those homie boys spoke more clearly they wouldn't have to finish every sentence with “know what I'm saying?”
Canberra
Australia
Overheard by: dmac
Office manager: In the event of fire, please use the emergency stair cases. If anyone has any problems with physical exercise–for example, if you’re pregnant–please let me know so I can help you out of the building.
The room full of men burst out laughing. The Office manager simply looked around, confused.
115 Perimeter Center Place, NE
Atlanta, Georgia
Chairman of meeting: So we now have the new theme for next year's Christmas concert. It's going to be called “night of glory.”
Student representative, under her breath: Walk of shame.
Decorah, Iowa
Overheard by: Not allowed to vote in meetings
Middle-aged female boss: So I huffed a giant diaper this morning. Am I hip?
Lexington, Massachusetts
Manager on phone: Yes sir, I'm aware that the auto-message is in two different voices. No sir, I did not think that people would be confused…I'm sorry you feel that way, sir.
Barnes & Noble
Greenfield, Wisconsin
Overheard by: darkhorse
