Guy, as office girl comes back from lunch at a new restaurant: So, what's your thing look like?
Office girl: Um, excuse me?
Lakeland, Florida
Guy, as office girl comes back from lunch at a new restaurant: So, what's your thing look like?
Office girl: Um, excuse me?
Lakeland, Florida
Project manager #1: Do you want something to suck on?
Project manager #2: Like a tea bag?
Troy, Michigan
Overheard by: Mortgage Whisperer
Secretary to boss: So then I put a sweat sock over his head and left it there for about seven hours.
Boston, Massachusetts
Cube dweller: I used the butt technique.
Atchison, Kansas
Assistant DA: Where's our vagina poster?
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Lan
Female office drone, petting some pussy willows in a fellow drones' office: I love petting your…um, plant.
Fellow female office drone, who owns the plant: I'm glad you didn't call the plant by name, but I still feel awkward.
Mississauga
Canadia
Minion: Right, let's go talk about foreskins!
Durham, North Carolina
Overheard by: So tired of foreskins
Teenage worker: Did you listen to that Tooth Tunes toothbrush I got you?
20-something blond worker: Yeah, I was brushing my teeth naked and dancing to it this morning.
Tallahassee, Florida
Tech guy #1: My dad had real long hair. It was down to his butt.
Tech guy #2: Why did you dad have long hair?
Tech guy #1: My dad was famous. Famous guys have long hair.
Tech guy #2: What was your dad famous for?
Tech guy #1: I don't know.
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
Female coworker #1: I just haven't been feeling well lately.
Female coworker #2: Do you want to suck on something?
Westminster, California
