Office lady on phone: I'm your wife! You should know my birthday! (hangs up)
Manhattan, New York
Office lady on phone: I'm your wife! You should know my birthday! (hangs up)
Manhattan, New York
Boss: They're all pissed off cuz I yelled at them. I don't know why I yelled at them. It just felt good.
Washington, DC
Coworker: This room just reeks of failure.
Kirkland, Washington
Account chick: Okay… Who wrote “boobs” in my zen garden?
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: Minding my own business
Angry office manager, looking at promotional material: It looks like someone ate alphabet soup and shat all over this document.
K Street
Washington, DC
Overheard by: must have been too muct text on the page…….
Angry manager: I’ve got more important shit in my life than that goddam coffee can.
New Mexico
Boss, walking from cube to cube: Hello, Amanda*, how's it going?
Amanda: Getting raped with work, Bill.* You should know that.
Boss: Don't worry, I am raping all of my employees this week.
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: i'm next in line
Coworker, yelling while storming out: The “p” in my name is silent, ya know!
Paterson, New Jersey
Loud, angry voice from breakroom: Who forked the peanut butter?
Pearl, Mississippi
Overheard by: Brain Dancing
Irritated coworker to inventory worker: If I want your opinion, I'll jingle my zipper next time.
Tampa, Florida
