Admin #1: So like, what exactly is the big deal about Einstein anyway?
Admin #2: Uh, how about the Theory of Relativity?
Admin #1: Yeah, I know but like, what else?
University of Idaho
709 Deakin Avenue
Moscow, Idaho
Overheard by: infidel
Admin #1: So like, what exactly is the big deal about Einstein anyway?
Admin #2: Uh, how about the Theory of Relativity?
Admin #1: Yeah, I know but like, what else?
University of Idaho
709 Deakin Avenue
Moscow, Idaho
Overheard by: infidel
Cubicle drone: You know who Tony Blair is, right?
Secretary: Oh yeah, he's a bitch.
Portland, Oregon
DBA: You’re going to have to be more explicit when you say what you don’t mean.
33rd floor, 1250 Broadway
New York, New York
Overheard by: Charliegator
Gay admin: I’m thinking of taking a gym class at a community college next quarter. What do you think I should take?
Straight admin: Badminton. Yep, definitely badminton. That’s nice and gay.
Sunnyvale, California
Assistant: Yeah, sorry, I don't know how that happened. It's probably because I drink at work.
Baltimore, Maryland
Secretary #1: Yeah, he has warosis. That's when you've just gotten back from a war and you have all this trauma from it.
Secretary #2: Oh gosh. I've heard of that – my granddad had it when he got back from the war.
Queen Street
Melbourne
Australia
Server admin: Yay! Malaria!
State & Water
Peoria, Illinois
Overheard by: only girl in an office of men…
Secretary: This looks like a tiny dead bird.
Director: But it's not one, that's the important part.
University of Maine
Orono, Maine
Recruiter #1: The fax wouldn’t go through. I don’t understand it.
Recruiter #2: You left a staple in it.
Recruiter #1: So?
Admin: I think you’re setting yourself up to fail.
330 Madison Avenue
New York, New York
