Geez, Do Dealers Make Fun of Addicts?

Employee, whispering about large customer entering: She’d like an additional chin…

7 Mile Road
Michigan

Posted on April 10, 2015
Body Parts, Default, Employees, Michigan, Physical Appearance, Wishes

Breast Milk? Really?

Coworker #1: (hiccups)
Coworker #2: Whatever you're drinking, I want some!

St. Paul, Minneosta

Posted on April 8, 2015
Coworkers, Drinking, Minnesota, Offers and requests, Wishes

…When Giving Your “Good Things Come in Threes” Lecture

PR director to sales manager: I hope you weren't thinking about my nipples.

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: just keep walking

Posted on April 8, 2015
Body Parts, Default, Executives, Possible Sexual Harassment, Texas, Wishes

…As Seen in Two Goudas, One Cup

Boss: He wants her to go down on the cheese.

Beverly, Massachusetts

Posted on April 6, 2015
Bosses, Massachusetts, Meals and Snacks, Wishes

Full House Was Like Gazing Into the Abyss

Coworker: I think I'd like to party with the Olsen twins. I always see pictures of them, and they frighten me… But I'm intrigued by things that frighten me.

Campstool Road
Cheyenne, Wyoming

Posted on April 6, 2015
Coworkers, Default, Feelings, Sexuality, Wishes, Wyoming

Is That Legal in Texas?

Boss to underling: My backdoor needs a special screw. I need a backdoor screw. I gotta have a backdoor screw.

Greenville, Texas

Posted on April 4, 2015
Bosses, Offers and requests, Texas, Weirdness, Wishes

We're a Family Pesticide Company

Office guy: We want this cockroach to look gorgeous, but at the same time, you know, not a cockroach of the night.

Las Cruces, New Mexico

Posted on April 3, 2015
Animals, Employees, New Mexico, Physical Appearance, Weirdness, Wishes

Well, She Is Dangerously Cheesy Already

Coworker #1: Oh, God, Cheetos. I love that Cheetos dust that gets on your fingers.
Coworker #2: Yeah, me, too. I wish they sold just that. I'd buy it and put it on baked potatoes.
Coworker #1: I'd buy it and put it on my wife.

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Mu