Intern to boss: Ya ever just wanna work with no pants on?
Royal Oak, Michigan
Intern to boss: Ya ever just wanna work with no pants on?
Royal Oak, Michigan
Peon: I will lay pipe to get clients.
Boss: We will lose business if you do that. They'll be like “woah, they're inadequate. We're not working with those clowns again.”
International Place
Boston, Massachusetts
Administrative assistant: Are you feeling okay?
Redneck supervisor: You know me, sometimes I like to overdose.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: (Not so Redneck) Supervisor
Student #1: Check out my bone sword. (holds up arm)
Student #2: Your what?
Student #1: My bone sword. It's strong!
San Diego, California
Overheard by: 5th gr. teacher
Cubicle chick on phone with boyfriend: It's your wandy thingy…your wand isn't good. You need a new wand. (pause). No, I'm not going to eat that!
Carol Stream, Illinois
Boss to peon: I tried googling “hamster mating rituals”.
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Flaming server: Gimme some tape to close this envelope: I don't lick nothin' that doesn't have a sailor attached.
Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indianapolis
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Secretary to boss: So then I put a sweat sock over his head and left it there for about seven hours.
Boston, Massachusetts
Belle to coworker, about calling building management: There's a big brown wet spot at my desk, and Mikey put his finger in it.
Detroit, Michigan
Cube dweller: I used the butt technique.
Atchison, Kansas
