Mr. Pugsley Is Jonesing

Woman on phone: After I had that conversation with my mom about stealing my dog's Xanax, it's been downhill.

40th & Lexington
Manhattan, New York

Posted on February 4, 2009
Family, Health & Hygiene, New York, On the phone, Weirdness

Because We're Merkin Nine to Five?

Female coworker: Why does my box have hair all over it?
Frat dude turned suit coworker: Dude, that was awesome!

New York City, New York

Overheard by: Courtney

Posted on February 4, 2009
Body Parts, Coworkers, New York, Questions, Suits, Weirdness

Now Behold the Wonder That Is My Nose!

Nerdy office guy: I showed you my back hair before, haven't I?

Durham, North Carolina

Overheard by: The office Gossip

Posted on February 3, 2009
Body Parts, Dorks, Geeks, & Nerds, North Carolina, Questions, Weirdness

Should We Take a Personal Day?

Boss #1: You know grandpa died today.
(long pause)
Boss #2: From The Munsters?
(long pause)
Boss #1: Yep.

Danville, Illinois

Posted on February 2, 2009
Bosses, Death, Family, Illinois, TV, Weirdness

Um, On…?

Office peon to returning temp: Hey Spencer*, good to see you. How come you came back?
Temp: Revenge.

Mississauga
Canadia

Posted on January 30, 2009
Canadia, Employees, Interns & Temps, Questions, Threats, Weirdness

It's Better to Be Well-Bred Than Thoroughbred

Working girl #1: I am so glad I'm not a female horse.
Working girl #2: Well, if you were a female horse you'd be built for that.
Working girl #1: I don't want to be built for that.
Working girl #2: I'm just glad I'm not a female horse.
Working girl #1: That's what I just said!

Office Building
Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Care