Indiana's Right-to-Life Law Doesn't Extend to Adults

Boss: Carl! It's a good thing you aren't a dog or I'd have put you down by now!

Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: BFScollegegirl

Posted on July 18, 2019
Animals, Bosses, Compare and contrast, Death, Indiana, Violence

The Car Deserved to Die

Cube guy: … And what did you say?
Cube girl: I told her he never deserved her in the first place.
Cube guy: That’s for sure.
Cube girl: And frankly, the smartest thing she ever did was put that bullet in his car.
Cube guy: I know!

350 Madison Avenue
New York, New York

Posted on June 20, 2019
Coworkers, New York, Violence

I've Started Letting the Kids Paint Them for Art Class

Very Republican coworker: I have more guns than I know what to do with.

Golden Valley
Minnesota

Posted on May 20, 2019
Coworkers, Default, Minnesota, Violence, Weirdness

Not While I'm Dating Mr. Creosote

Woman on phone: I'm not going to eat before something called “belly-buster night!”

Arlington, Virginia

Posted on April 26, 2019
Body Parts, Meals and Snacks, On the phone, Violence, Virginia, Weirdness

If It Explodes, Can We Get Out Early Today?

Coworker: You have a package on your desk.
Stressed-out boss: Is it ticking?

Navy Yard
Washington, DC

Posted on April 25, 2019
Bosses, Coworkers, Questions, Violence, Washington DC, Weirdness

The Loincloth and Spear Were Also a Tip-Off

Associate attorney to boss: Hey! You're smiling! You must've killed a client!

Reston, Virginia

Overheard by: The Receptionist Hears the Darndest Things

Posted on April 16, 2019
Bosses, Crimes, Death, Lawyers, Violence, Virginia, Weirdness

2PM Credit Meeting

VP: Are we going to continue to flog ourselves with the same blunt instrument?

910 Lousiana Street
Houston, Texas

Posted on April 7, 2019
Executives, Gripes, Questions, Texas, Violence

Anything’s Funny When Done in Lederhosen

Chick: My boyfriend and I love to beat the shit out of each other. But it’s okay, because we are both German.

Austin, Texas

Posted on March 30, 2019
Coworkers, Texas, Violence

And I’m Not 100% Sure about Kangaroos, Either

Pizza Hut driver: Would you rather fight a kangaroo or wolverine?
Pizza Hut CSR: Well, kangaroos are pretty tough, but wolverines aren’t real.

7th Street and Union Hills
Phoenix, Arizona

Posted on March 28, 2019
Arizona, Coworkers, Customer Service, Questions, Service, Violence

Knew I Shoulda Told Him It Was His Idea

Boss: Hey whackadoo! [pause] Shut the fuck up.

Rochester, Minnesota

Overheard by: Kirby

Posted on March 13, 2019
Anger management, Default, Insults, Minnesota, Smart Bosses, Violence, Words

Violence