10AM Meeting with HR

Co-worker #1: Ew!
Co-worker #2: What?
Co-worker #1: His internet history has porn on it!
Co-worker #2: Really?
Co-worker #1: Yeah!
Co-worker #2: Like what?
Co-worker #1: A whole bunch of free stuff from [Fleshbot].com. I can’t believe this.
Co-worker #2: Yeah, I know…
Co-worker #1: I mean…I don’t care if he does this at home, but not at this computer…We work in here!
Co-worker #2: Yeah…Sure…What was that site again?

41 West Clinton Avenue
Tenafly, New Jersey

Posted on September 14, 2019
Coworkers, Gossip, Gripes, New Jersey, Questions, Sexuality, Technology

But You Have to Promise to Only Use the Pizza for Good

Woman: Can you put green peppers and mushrooms on one half and pepperoni on the other?
Pizza Hut guy: Yes, we have the technology to do that.

Beloit, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Truly amazing

Posted on September 8, 2019
Customers, Employees, Meals and Snacks, Offers and requests, Technology, Wisconsin

And My PayPal Account Is Empty

Office guy, yelling to another office: Hey, whatcha doin' in there?
Naïve girl: Putting my computer together.
Office guy: Are you on the floor?
Naïve girl: Yeah, why?
Office guy: On your knees? (starts laughing)

High Point, North Carolina

Posted on August 19, 2019
Coworkers, North Carolina, Possible Sexual Harassment, Questions, Sexuality, Technology

Which Is What People Have Come to Expect from “Toys R' Butts”

Coworker #1: What is wrong with this web page?
Coworker #2: Nothing, it's just ass and toys.

Green Bay, Wisconsin

Posted on August 17, 2019
Body Parts, Coworkers, Questions, Technology, Wisconsin

The “Enter” Key's Somewhere Near the Middle Of Your Keyboard, Sir

Tech on phone: Please click start, type “cmd” and press enter. (pause) It should have brought up a command prompt. (pause) Nothing yet? Hmmm. Let me remote in. (starts laughing uncontrollably) Sir, you have to type “cmd” and press the enter key. Typing “cmdandpressenter” will not work. Sorry I wasn't more clear.

Dodge St
Omaha, Nebraska

Overheard by: northern lad

Posted on July 25, 2019
General Idiocy, Nebraska, On the phone, Tech People, Technology, Words

But a Lot of People Feel That Way About Communism

Boss: So when it works, does it work?
CTO: When it's working, it should work.
Boss: Good, because if it didn't work when it worked that just wouldn't work.

Houston, Texas

Posted on July 10, 2019
Bosses, General Idiocy, Philosophy, Tech People, Technology, Texas

11AM Tech Services

Director: Here’s the travel laptop I’m returning. Can you delete some of the files I put on there?
IT Manager: Yeah, sure, I’ll clean it out. I better not find any pubic hairs stuck in the keyboard.

1100 L Street NW
Washington, DC