Tech guy: Our media player has its own problems… Like, it's mediocre.
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: It's not alone
Tech guy: Our media player has its own problems… Like, it's mediocre.
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: It's not alone
IT director: You have to think of an org chart as a sort of hierarchy.
Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia
Scientist: What are the goals of this management plan?
Project manager: The goal is to come up with a plan to manage the system, but we are not authorized to actually manage anything.
Scientist: So the goal of this meeting is really an excuse for you to draw on the white board and act important?
3301 Gun Club Road
West Palm Beach, Florida
IT tech #1: What are you doing over there?
IT tech #2: We’re blowing people.
Waterview Parkway
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Dont_want_to_know
IT tech #1: What day is father's day?
IT tech #2: Sunday.
IT tech #1: This Sunday? Shit!
IT tech #2: Yes, this Sunday.
IT tech #1: Wait a minute! Today is Thursday?!
IT tech #2: Yep, today is Thursday.
IT tech #1: Fuck!
IT tech #2: You totally forgot, didn't you?
IT tech #1: No, I have it completely covered, man. Completely. (hangs up, dials again) Honey, what would you like to do for father's day?
Santa Clara, California
Ghetto IT guy: It took me mad long to dig my car out. It was frozen in. I had to use one of the ice chopping things. I was going to town, it looked like I was cutting a huge pile of coke. I was slicing in rows up the whole thing.
IT girl: Ummm… Did you get your car out?
Madison Avenue
New York City, New York
Overheard by: Pepsi please
Exasperated IT guy #1: Don’t you have something better to do?!
IT guy #2: Yeah, but I’m not going to do it.
390 Benmar Drive
Houston, Texas
IT guy: It sounds just like the snack bell, and it makes me drool every time.
Richmond, Virginia
Tech supporter #1: There’s nothing you can’t do in London.
Tech supporter #2: Yeah, it’s like Tijuana without the Chiclets.
Wilsonville, Oregon
Overheard by: Neal
IT Guy: The last 15-20 minutes of my life have been wasted because you are a moron.
2100 Mckinney Ave.
Dallas, Texas
